I’m sick of the competition

I’m sick of the competition

I’m tired of looking at that little eighty-sevenyear-old woman running a marathon. I know, it took her three days and a portable defibrillator, but she made it. She looked pretty good, too. If I tried to run a race at my age, considerably younger than eighty-seven, they would have to social distance me in the line-up. Not because of a virus, but the flapping of my skin would probably knock someone over.


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114 East Elm Street

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Breckenridge, Texas 76424

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